June 16th + June 17th

NEW BERLIN VIDEOS - WATCH FIRST - EXPLANATION LATER

SNAX (Captain Comatose) LIVE at FESTIVAL KREUTZBERG:


GAY MUSIC FESTIVAL STREET FAIR:




TURKEY WINS A SOCCER MATCH = MADNESS:


ME + JON go to terrible scary rave called SABOTOGE:




Night one in Berlin was spent at Cookies. Cookies is a weird club that has a ghetto front room that this night featured the more inspired party goers in the space and some choice Disco djs. The back area of Cookies is huge, maybe 500 cap? The look is cute and could very easily be a ballroom from a 1970's Las Vegas hotel/club. When inside the cigarette smoke makes for no need for a smoke machine and kinda got to me about 5 minutes into my visit. The dj's in the mainroom played the most uninspired big-minimal-house music they could get their hands on. Regardless, the venue was gorgeous and had a nice central placed dancefloor, a bit lower then everything in the room. Celebrity sighting number 1 when Daniel Wang showed up to the party with bells on.

Day two in Berlin was about running errands, seeing a bit more of the city on the newly rented day-bike and then meeting Prosumer aka Achim. Given my affinity for his music I was pleasantly suprised to hear that Jeffrey wanted to introduce me.

(c) Homochic 2008

INTERNET FINALLY!


The following was the last night in Berlin. Things that happened that can never be mentioned, things that happened that must be mentioned. This is footage of a new friend named Bambi posting flyers for his Berlin Pride event called Mehr Cher. It was at a superclub called Monster Rhonson's Karaoke which is a gay karaoke bar with a deep dancefloor, bar, bathroom tiled billiards / smoking room and a stripper pole. These fucking flyer's with Cher's head on them were EVERYWHERE. Prosumer for some reason got the idea in his head that the leather hat I wore one nigh made me look like Cher so he called me Cher for like 24 hours (wasn't too thrilled on that one)


BAR 25 Behind the DJ booth. Its dark because everyone is in a fucking K hole, this video is actual footage of a k-hole.


The first of many videos that might be better left on my harddrive and not floating around cyberspace. This video is the exit from Basso, a brilliant underground art space / party spot that Boris + Massimiliano were djing for a birthday party. Its about 5am and we are heading to Berghain / Panorama bar, one of the most notorious nightspots in the world. Started as a gay bar, this beast has so many rumors flying around about it that I was as giddy as a school girl when the time finally came to get a piece. The lineup was Berghain residents all night including a daytime slot by Prosumer in the outdoor terrace area from like 12 or 1 to like 6 pm. As I will explain much more in detail later, this is a video of special suprise guest and constant reoccurring character of my trip, D J K a o s who was showing us superstar wasted realness.


There is about 3 pages of text that must go with this video. This is a DJ Boris + Kaos outside of the entrance of Berghain. Boris was quite the sweetheart putting up with K a o s who was BLITZed. Boris walked the entire group into the club (where he is a resident) and then bounced never to be seen again (it was a slow night in the club). The entrance is a sketchy as it looks, chain link, dogpatch style area, no sign of life, cracked out people walking out. No photos of the inside of Berghain / Panorama bar have ever surfaced. It is not allowed to take pictures inside during club hours. The club is an abandoned electrical power station gutted and remodeled to look like where bruce wane aka batman goes to get his dick sucked to hard techno and fist Robin when he's not being party bottom. The coat check of Berghain is better then any San Francisco club

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Okay, I am back in London. Its 24 hours before I return from my brilliant 6 week tour of Europe.
I have been terrible in the past two weeks. I have over 4 GIGs of video and pictures to catch you all up on.

I have had sex in the bushes on gay beaches in Ibiza. I have made out with adorable young things in a crazy 1979 throwback tent in Glastonbury, UK. I have had trannies yelling at me in foreign tounges while spinning brand new records from Berlin's Hardwax in front of hundreds of people covered in mud.

I have a tan.

I have finally seen Ricard Villalobos and he is SO gay!

I have been bitten over and over by mosquito's and I have felt the wrath of a jelly fish!

It is my duty in the next three day to fill you up to date in exact detail about the past 14 - 18 days.

I mean, I haven't even told you about Berghain the greatest club on earth, the real gay church, the paradise garage of techno. I get chills thinking about it every single time!






(c) Homochic 2008